All My Friends Are Dead

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.

"What a charming way to introduce wee ones to all the downers in life." - crushable.com

"Darkly comic. Funny." - Pop Candy, USA Today

"Finds humor in mortality." - Paste Magazine

"Hilariously morbid." - Laughing Squid

"Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect." - The Huffington Post

"One of the most reblogged things of all time (of all time!) on Tumblr." - urlesque.com

"This is a cartoon-with-captions book, about the size of your hand."--Harry C. Holloway, Psychiatry: Interpersonal and Biological Processes

Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer.

Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet.